If you, like me, are going to a party to observe expensive ads interrupted by costumed men line dancing aggressively then you may enjoy the bingo card generator that I put together.

This spreadsheet creates TWO types of bingo cards,

• Smart cards have TWO dimensions: the columns select the type of pitch while the rows select the item being pitched.
• Dumb cards just present choices (there are more) for you to find

Note: to use, you need to press “F9” between each printing to generate new randomness.

Post Superbowl note: Apparently, I should have had “Factor Setting” instead of the “Sexy Model” column.  Disappointing!  Also, liquor & political ads are not shown during the Superbowl.  Suggestions for improvement are welcome.  If you got “Betty White” multiple times, I don’t want to hear about it.

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